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Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
955
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Posted - 2013.09.29 05:04:00 -
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I demand a goddamn proper payment! I've been slaving for Amarr and Gallente all day, and for what! a small 200k ISK payment? Hell no! 'puts several kittens on the screen' If I don't get 10 whores, plus 5 mil in 10 minutes, I'm melting these kittens! 10 minutes!
Peace, Godin  |
Aria Gomes
DUST CORE
DARKSTAR ARMY
58
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Posted - 2013.09.29 05:15:00 -
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Should've fought for Minmatar. |
Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
955
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Posted - 2013.09.29 05:15:00 -
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Aria Gomes wrote:Should've fought for Minmatar.
Those cheap motherfuckers never pay. Oh, and 2 minutes left. |
Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
955
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Posted - 2013.09.29 05:23:00 -
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TIMES UP! GODIN MELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'grabs plasma expander, throws into the box, closes box, throws box out airlock' |
Yun Hee Ryeon
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
296
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Posted - 2013.09.29 05:30:00 -
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... Well. At least we think small when it comes to being awful. |
Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
955
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Posted - 2013.09.29 05:32:00 -
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Next, I'm nuking a planet. You got until the CCP gods gives me nukes (goddammit, I want to be a terrorist so bad  ) |
DeadlyAztec11
Chatelain Rapid Response
Gallente Federation
2165
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Posted - 2013.09.29 05:46:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Next, I'm nuking a planet. You got until the CCP gods gives me nukes (goddammit, I want to be a terrorist so bad )
I have wanted to run into open battle screaming "Gallante are Greatest!" while wearing explosives, for a long time now lol |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Turalyon 514
Turalyon Alliance
3576
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Posted - 2013.09.29 09:01:00 -
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For Amarr and Gallente?
Huh. |
Disciple Of Kesha
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Filthy Bastards
20
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Posted - 2013.09.29 13:54:00 -
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*gives OP more kittens*
There's your payment. You have a commission from the Empire to receive free kittens for life. Good work, soldier. |
Yun Hee Ryeon
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
298
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Posted - 2013.09.29 15:44:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Next, I'm nuking a planet. ... (goddammit, I want to be a terrorist so bad )
Terrorism: propaganda by deed.
You could be using a Titan to create extinction-level events on terrestrial spheres at will, and you still wouldn't be much of a terrorist. |
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Chad Michael Murray
The Phoenix Federation
28
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Posted - 2013.09.29 18:30:00 -
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Serves you right for serving the Amarr. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2396
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Posted - 2013.09.29 19:17:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Next, I'm nuking a planet. You got until the CCP gods gives me nukes (goddammit, I want to be a terrorist so bad ) I have wanted to run into open battle screaming "Gallante are Greatest!" while wearing explosives, for a long time now lol
Well you can be in the future, assuming we are given access to the equipment of pirate factions like the Blood Raiders, Sanshas nation, and the Angel Cartel.
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Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
968
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Posted - 2013.09.29 20:14:00 -
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Disciple Of Kesha wrote:*gives OP more kittens*
There's your payment. You have a commission from the Empire to receive free kittens for life. Good work, soldier.
Oh goddammit...... |
True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2403
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Posted - 2013.09.29 23:29:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Disciple Of Kesha wrote:*gives OP more kittens*
There's your payment. You have a commission from the Empire to receive free kittens for life. Good work, soldier. Oh goddammit......
Look on the bright side. You will never be unhappy again. Look at their cute little faces..... oh...wait sorry.... |
Aeon Amadi
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
3170
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Posted - 2013.09.30 14:18:00 -
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Yanno, I've always wondered what a flaming furrier would look like when jettisoned into space. No oxygen but somehow those ships still manage to burn... Care to demonstrate? |
Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
983
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Posted - 2013.09.30 20:01:00 -
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Aeon Amadi wrote:Yanno, I've always wondered what a flaming furrier would look like when jettisoned into space. No oxygen but somehow those ships still manage to burn... Care to demonstrate?
These kittens are annoying too. ' puts kittens into box, puts plasma expander into box, closes box, throws box into airlock, box explodes' There. |
Disciple Of Kesha
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Filthy Bastards
20
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Posted - 2013.09.30 20:20:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:Yanno, I've always wondered what a flaming furrier would look like when jettisoned into space. No oxygen but somehow those ships still manage to burn... Care to demonstrate? These kittens are annoying too. ' puts kittens into box, puts plasma expander into box, closes box, throws box into airlock, box explodes' There.
* gives Godin more kittens*
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Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
983
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Posted - 2013.09.30 21:19:00 -
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Disciple Of Kesha wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:Yanno, I've always wondered what a flaming furrier would look like when jettisoned into space. No oxygen but somehow those ships still manage to burn... Care to demonstrate? These kittens are annoying too. ' puts kittens into box, puts plasma expander into box, closes box, throws box into airlock, box explodes' There. * gives Godin more kittens*
OH GODDAMMIT |
Disciple Of Kesha
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Filthy Bastards
20
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Posted - 2013.10.01 21:00:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Disciple Of Kesha wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:Yanno, I've always wondered what a flaming furrier would look like when jettisoned into space. No oxygen but somehow those ships still manage to burn... Care to demonstrate? These kittens are annoying too. ' puts kittens into box, puts plasma expander into box, closes box, throws box into airlock, box explodes' There. * gives Godin more kittens* OH GODDAMMIT
* a carrier full of kittens arrives at Godin's station*
You wanted payment and payment you shall receive. |
XANDER KAG
Red Star.
EoN.
322
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Posted - 2013.10.01 21:11:00 -
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Disciple Of Kesha wrote:
* a carrier full of kittens arrives at Godin's station*
You wanted payment and payment you shall receive.
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Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
1065
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Posted - 2013.10.02 01:11:00 -
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Disciple Of Kesha wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Disciple Of Kesha wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Aeon Amadi wrote:Yanno, I've always wondered what a flaming furrier would look like when jettisoned into space. No oxygen but somehow those ships still manage to burn... Care to demonstrate? These kittens are annoying too. ' puts kittens into box, puts plasma expander into box, closes box, throws box into airlock, box explodes' There. * gives Godin more kittens* OH GODDAMMIT * a carrier full of kittens arrives at Godin's station* You wanted payment and payment you shall receive.
'puts nuclear RE on ship, pays capusleer to fly it away, blows ship to hell' Do it again, and it'll be your head! |
Disciple Of Kesha
Dirt 'n' Glitter
I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
20
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Posted - 2013.10.04 14:15:00 -
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My fate is as bound as yours. An imperial commission is an imperial commission. I must deliver - and you must receive...
*tearfully hands the basket of kittens over to their certain demise. I whisper "goodbye, Sgt Fluffles" to the smallest black one who starts mewing loudly." |
CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
TeamPlayers
EoN.
1869
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Posted - 2013.10.04 15:37:00 -
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you my friend must be fighting in the wrong area. Fighting for the Amarr (Amarr Victor!!! o7) in a SINGLE match I was paid 932k ISK.
honestly had to do a double take thinking I was in some low level PC...
nope!
Minmatar Scum taking beatings on the regular finally paid off for a change...
seriously tho, I average 300-500k per match whilst increasing the stock value of shackles and shoe polish  |
True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2592
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Posted - 2013.10.04 21:28:00 -
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CHICAGOCUBS4EVER wrote:you my friend must be fighting in the wrong area. Fighting for the Amarr (Amarr Victor!!! o7) in a SINGLE match I was paid 932k ISK. honestly had to do a double take thinking I was in some low level PC... nope! Minmatar Scum taking beatings on the regular finally paid off for a change... seriously tho, I average 300-500k per match whilst increasing the stock value of shackles and shoe polish
(( Holy **** how did you pull that one off?)) |
Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
1066
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Posted - 2013.10.04 22:47:00 -
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CHICAGOCUBS4EVER wrote:you my friend must be fighting in the wrong area. Fighting for the Amarr (Amarr Victor!!! o7) in a SINGLE match I was paid 932k ISK. honestly had to do a double take thinking I was in some low level PC... nope! Minmatar Scum taking beatings on the regular finally paid off for a change... seriously tho, I average 300-500k per match whilst increasing the stock value of shackles and shoe polish
That's weird, as I fight in FW matches scoring over 25 kills and usually somewhere in the 2k-3k wp's, and still get only 200-300k. |
Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
1067
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Posted - 2013.10.04 22:48:00 -
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Disciple Of Kesha wrote:My fate is as bound as yours. An imperial commission is an imperial commission. I must deliver - and you must receive...
*tearfully hands the basket of kittens over to their certain demise. I whisper "goodbye, Sgt Fluffles" to the smallest black one who starts mewing loudly."
'throws box of kittens out of airlock, and grabs disciple' Tell those ******* that Godin says **** you, and I refuse to work for you until I get my goddamn payment. Thanks, and bye. 'chucks disciple out airlock' |
21yrOld Knight
Pradox XVI
165
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Posted - 2013.10.04 22:58:00 -
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If you want whores just walked down the streets of populated gallente cities. In a stock clone don't spend money on the fancy stuff. |
Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
1068
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Posted - 2013.10.04 23:01:00 -
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21yrOld Knight wrote:If you want whores just walked down the streets of populated gallente cities. In a stock clone don't spend money on the fancy stuff.
((With that said, I just remembered that I want a pleasure hub as a buyable thing, and I want it chock full of Gallentean and Winmatar strippers. just saying))
I already threw away the Amarrian whores I had. I need to raid another station and get some more, but this time try and be gentle.... |
21yrOld Knight
Pradox XVI
165
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Posted - 2013.10.04 23:02:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:21yrOld Knight wrote:If you want whores just walked down the streets of populated gallente cities. In a stock clone don't spend money on the fancy stuff. ((With that said, I just remembered that I want a pleasure hub as a buyable thing, and I want it chock full of Gallentean and Winmatar strippers. just saying)) I already threw away the Amarrian whores I had. I need to raid another station and get some more, but this time try and be gentle....
Have you gone 514? |
Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
1069
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Posted - 2013.10.05 02:30:00 -
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21yrOld Knight wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:21yrOld Knight wrote:If you want whores just walked down the streets of populated gallente cities. In a stock clone don't spend money on the fancy stuff. ((With that said, I just remembered that I want a pleasure hub as a buyable thing, and I want it chock full of Gallentean and Winmatar strippers. just saying)) I already threw away the Amarrian whores I had. I need to raid another station and get some more, but this time try and be gentle.... Have you gone 514?
No, I'm straight. Why? |
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