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Llast 326
An Arkhos
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Posted - 2013.09.21 17:38:00 -
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Okay so i think it's important to bring up this subject for new and experienced players.... If you don't know people you should not get in their vehicle. That jolly looking Heavy over there saying "hey little clone, i got some candy in the LAV" might not actually want you to ride in his LAV, he may be taking you to the redline to play with his turret 
That's right, there are no puppies in that HAV, don't get in unless you know the person, or you plan to get out right away. From what I have observed Tankers are like a John they just want an experienced hook....er blueberry who knows how to handle their turrets, and knows when to get out of the HAV, if you can't do that they just want to kick you out.
Dropship pilots.... 90% of them are drunk don't get in.
No this post is not entirely serious, and I don't drive vehicles... I am a pedestrian a speedy scouty pedestrian |
Dunk Mujunk
RestlessSpirits
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
110
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Posted - 2013.09.21 18:01:00 -
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While we are on the topic.........
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1315967#post1315967
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=111165&find=unread |
Funkmaster Whale
Daedali Inc.
647
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Posted - 2013.09.21 18:03:00 -
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I never ever ever EVER let any stupid blueberry in any of my vehicles. EVERY single experience I've had with those mouth-breathing buffoons has ended with them (a) stealing my vehicle or (b) destroying my vehicle.
I'll call a dropship in at the beginning of every game and love watching the stupid blueberries shoot repeatedly at my dropship to try and get a ride. Sorry guys, but until there's a driver lock you're not ever getting in my vehicle. And if I do, it's ME that'll suicide it with you in it, not you.
Sorry, I get pretty worked up from the thought of ******** blueberries stealing vehicles. |
Master Jaraiya
Ultramarine Corp
863
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Posted - 2013.09.21 18:45:00 -
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Funkmaster Whale wrote:I never ever ever EVER let any stupid blueberry in any of my vehicles. EVERY single experience I've had with those mouth-breathing buffoons has ended with them (a) stealing my vehicle or (b) destroying my vehicle.
I'll call a dropship in at the beginning of every game and love watching the stupid blueberries shoot repeatedly at my dropship to try and get a ride. Sorry guys, but until there's a driver lock you're not ever getting in my vehicle. And if I do, it's ME that'll suicide it with you in it, not you.
Sorry, I get pretty worked up from the thought of ******** blueberries stealing vehicles.
This is the sole reason I refuse to spec into vehicles.
Just earlier, I was with 3 Corpies; start of the match, we pull up to an objective, start hacking everything, and a ******* moronic smurf runs up and jumps in our LAV and drives off. |
MINA Longstrike
abandon village
General Tso's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2013.09.22 07:09:00 -
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Called in my dropship at the start of a match today. Someone managed to get into it before I did and promptly took off piloting it. Dropship crashed and burned within two minutes of this idiot taking it. |
Khal V'Rani
Nephilim Initiative
306
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Posted - 2013.09.22 07:16:00 -
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Best post I've read in days op.
Have some bacon and cookies. |
Spkr4theDead
International-Fleet
801
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Posted - 2013.09.22 07:19:00 -
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Master Jaraiya wrote:Funkmaster Whale wrote:I never ever ever EVER let any stupid blueberry in any of my vehicles. EVERY single experience I've had with those mouth-breathing buffoons has ended with them (a) stealing my vehicle or (b) destroying my vehicle.
I'll call a dropship in at the beginning of every game and love watching the stupid blueberries shoot repeatedly at my dropship to try and get a ride. Sorry guys, but until there's a driver lock you're not ever getting in my vehicle. And if I do, it's ME that'll suicide it with you in it, not you.
Sorry, I get pretty worked up from the thought of ******** blueberries stealing vehicles. This is the sole reason I refuse to spec into vehicles. Just earlier, I was with 3 Corpies; start of the match, we pull up to an objective, start hacking everything, and a ******* moronic smurf runs up and jumps in our LAV and drives off.
There's a recall function for a reason. |
broonfondle majikthies
Bannana Boat Corp
264
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Posted - 2013.09.22 08:16:00 -
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I gunned for my old corp. I love getting into a random HAV and outperforming the driver 
Once the guy got so mad and he drove back to the MCC and sulked for the rest of the match.
I can't help that I can aim  Maybe I should act like a blueberry and try to shoot down birds or whatever little patch for ground displeases me - Take that you insignificant speck of dirt! you won't dare threaten my MCC with your particulates. And this world is safe once again  |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
The Umbra Combine
1330
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Posted - 2013.09.22 08:47:00 -
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I'll admit I sulked for quite a while after a blueberry got in my 600k Prometheus and blew it up whilst killing another blueberry who spawned in it.
But it was my fault for standing on the drop-zone and getting squashed by my own dropship. |
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