21 is the age

Where did you go in the US? this makes a lot of a difference

They have Adventure Time. It makes up for everything!

Try coming east... the food's definitely less healthy but it's delicious, try going to a local restaurant half are shithole dives but others are excellent places to go if you have a friend from that area ask them what is good in the area.

Most of us do not use subways so we do not care. I do not drink milk so I would agree with you on that. Cheetos are disgusting. We can drink before 21. We just can not do it legally. However, it is pretty easy to get an alcoholic beverage if you want one and are not 21. There is almost no such thing as American food as we are a nation of immigrants and most of us are proud of our diversity. So yes our food would be considered a watered down version of where ever you are from. However, we survive because of the almighty Waffle House

PS. Get out of Utah as fast as you can. That place is unlike any portion of the US and is more like a theocracy instead. A weird damn place Utah. I suggest coming to Miami and enjoy our Cuban Cuisine. That stuff in Miami is the real deal. Just do not wander into some of the neighborhoods or you will not make it out. Some of the areas in Miami and Orlando are like Kandahar. Freaking war zones.

Haha I heard that a lot of people from other countries hate our milk. It's too "watery" or something.
Honestly if you were in New York City, Los Angeles, Boston or something you might like the food better or just have more fun since they're more tourist like cities.

If you're looking for good food don't try most chain restaurants, especially 'fast' places. They're all trying to make most food as possibly cheaply as possible.

Our milk in most cases are treated the same way however we also have stringent food regulations which makes the selling of unprocessed milk highly illegal to the point the feds will raid and shut down your store (because milk is subsided in the states, real price is 12 USD a gallon), also brand of milk typically does effect how well it tastes as well. Promised Land milk is probably the best in my area but a quart of that stuff is more than the local's gallon.

If you really like subs, I suggest Firehouse subs, however last I checked they're not out west at all. If you ever swing by vegas and need a heart attack I suggest the 50/50 burger joint down there. As for Californian quick cuisine... I don't have any recommended chain places. Also don't goto America or anything authentic outside of America such as Mexican and Italian foods.

Cheetos suck, too much wax these days. They used to be good but there seems to be a general decline in either my taste buds or quality of food. Hell most chips suck these days. I am still on a quest to recapture the taste of a Pringles flavor from Australia and have not been able to come close to sampling again, oh Rice Honey BBQ Chicken Wing flavor Pringles where thou art?

OK so far it sounds like youve ****** everything else up on your trip, go see some ******* and call it a night

welcome to America where being fat qualifies you for handicap parking!

Vegas is a hole... third on my list of the worst places in the USA behind Oakland CA and Niagara falls(I know I said "in the USA" but the Canadian side is an affront to nature as well).

glad to see that you got to Zion though! definitely would go there again I only got to spend a day and it just wasn't enough to see it all.
I'm not sure where you're from but the bread in the US sucks so don't expect much as far as awesome bread for sandwiches and stuff.
I can say one positive thing about American food though, we make a better hotdog than iceland! sorry CCP but it's true horrifyingly true.

Where in the East?

Aww, You don't even get to see the midwest or south, or eat in them

...you can always go straight up north to Qu+¬bec and have a delicious poutine!