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Mr PurpSicle
D3LTA FORC3
Inver Brass
78
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Posted - 2013.09.03 22:35:00 -
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So I embark on a journey into the sea of poo that is this forum atm. The ****-hurricane is a category 5 blowing **** winds 300mph. Swell is 30ft high and I'm in a small boat. The name of my vessel, is the:
S.S. I have a good idea for "aimbot".
(trolling stops)
Only allow to enable "aimbot" in a certain game mode where the scrubs and n00bs can play, thus giving the newer players a chance to ease into the game without getting turned off too quick:
(trolling BACK ON LINE!!!!)
CCP is like a bad girt friend who you just keep coming back to. You see, the vets of this game are stupid in this sense. We keep playing. We keep coming back even after we've been cheated on, lied to, had dildos put in our butts against our will by surprise (well some of us like that, but i digress) Through all the bullshit, keep coming back. "and ever time i ask myself, how could i be so damn stupid as to keep coming back here."
I feel trapped. Like a bad dream you cant wake up from. Like the ones where someone is chasing you but you cant run fast enough to get away.
Someone please help me. I've been marooned an island in the see of poo, with no volleyball to keep me company... |
Poonmunch
Sanguis Defense Syndicate
274
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Posted - 2013.09.03 22:41:00 -
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Mr PurpSicle wrote:
CCP is like a bad girt friend who you just keep coming back to. You see, the vets of this game are stupid in this sense. We keep playing. We keep coming back even after we've been cheated on, lied to, had dildos put in our butts against our will by surprise (well some of us like that, but i digress) Through all the bullshit, keep coming back. "and ever time i ask myself, how could i be so damn stupid as to keep coming back here."
Ahhh, the memories ...
She was 23 and I was 16.
It wasn't so bad if you liked to keep guessing and having to get the occasional prescription for penicillin.
Until the dildo thing.
Then it was clear that it was time to move on.
I just wish she'd stop calling in the middle of the night.
Munch |
FATPrincess - XOXO
Shining Flame
Amarr Empire
515
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Posted - 2013.09.03 22:46:00 -
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Taking out some coronas, sit down and enjoying the view of the poo beach.
-XOXO |
TechMechMeds
Swamp Marines
Kleenex Inc.
239
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Posted - 2013.09.03 22:51:00 -
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Single logi looking for revives maybe triarge points, enjoys long walks on the turd beach and floating in the surf. |
General John Ripper
The Generals
EoN.
2202
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Posted - 2013.09.03 22:54:00 -
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Mr PurpSicle wrote:So I embark on a journey into the sea of poo that is this forum atm. The ****-hurricane is a category 5 blowing **** winds 300mph. Swell is 30ft high and I'm in a small boat. The name of my vessel, is the:
S.S. I have a good idea for "aimbot".
(trolling stops)
Only allow to enable "aimbot" in a certain game mode where the scrubs and n00bs can play, thus giving the newer players a chance to ease into the game without getting turned off too quick:
(trolling BACK ON LINE!!!!)
CCP is like a bad girt friend who you just keep coming back to. You see, the vets of this game are stupid in this sense. We keep playing. We keep coming back even after we've been cheated on, lied to, had dildos put in our butts against our will by surprise (well some of us like that, but i digress) Through all the bullshit, keep coming back. "and ever time i ask myself, how could i be so damn stupid as to keep coming back here."
I feel trapped. Like a bad dream you cant wake up from. Like the ones where someone is chasing you but you cant run fast enough to get away.
Someone please help me. I've been marooned an island in the see of poo, with no volleyball to keep me company...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNr4xxVy1kg |
AAGMUNDR
Reliable Overwatch Inc.
10
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Posted - 2013.09.03 22:55:00 -
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Mr PurpSicle wrote:So I embark on a journey into the sea of poo that is this forum atm. The ****-hurricane is a category 5 blowing **** winds 300mph. Swell is 30ft high and I'm in a small boat. The name of my vessel, is the:
S.S. I have a good idea for "aimbot".
(trolling stops)
Only allow to enable "aimbot" in a certain game mode where the scrubs and n00bs can play, thus giving the newer players a chance to ease into the game without getting turned off too quick:
(trolling BACK ON LINE!!!!)
CCP is like a bad girt friend who you just keep coming back to. You see, the vets of this game are stupid in this sense. We keep playing. We keep coming back even after we've been cheated on, lied to, had dildos put in our butts against our will by surprise (well some of us like that, but i digress) Through all the bullshit, keep coming back. "and ever time i ask myself, how could i be so damn stupid as to keep coming back here."
I feel trapped. Like a bad dream you cant wake up from. Like the ones where someone is chasing you but you cant run fast enough to get away.
Someone please help me. I've been marooned an island in the see of poo, with no volleyball to keep me company...
You're the poop. You've been it all along... |
Disturbingly Bored
The Strontium Asylum
532
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Posted - 2013.09.03 23:08:00 -
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FATPrincess - XOXO wrote:Taking out some coronas, sit down and enjoying the view of the poo beach.
-XOXO
The view is good enough. But the smell.... the smell... |
Mr PurpSicle
D3LTA FORC3
Inver Brass
81
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Posted - 2013.09.03 23:09:00 -
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AAGMUNDR wrote:Mr PurpSicle wrote:So I embark on a journey into the sea of poo that is this forum atm. The ****-hurricane is a category 5 blowing **** winds 300mph. Swell is 30ft high and I'm in a small boat. The name of my vessel, is the:
S.S. I have a good idea for "aimbot".
(trolling stops)
Only allow to enable "aimbot" in a certain game mode where the scrubs and n00bs can play, thus giving the newer players a chance to ease into the game without getting turned off too quick:
(trolling BACK ON LINE!!!!)
CCP is like a bad girt friend who you just keep coming back to. You see, the vets of this game are stupid in this sense. We keep playing. We keep coming back even after we've been cheated on, lied to, had dildos put in our butts against our will by surprise (well some of us like that, but i digress) Through all the bullshit, keep coming back. "and ever time i ask myself, how could i be so damn stupid as to keep coming back here."
I feel trapped. Like a bad dream you cant wake up from. Like the ones where someone is chasing you but you cant run fast enough to get away.
Someone please help me. I've been marooned an island in the see of poo, with no volleyball to keep me company... You're the poop. You've been it all along...
fanboi |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
553
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Posted - 2013.09.03 23:12:00 -
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Sea of poo |
Mr PurpSicle
D3LTA FORC3
Inver Brass
81
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Posted - 2013.09.03 23:17:00 -
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YES!!!!!
+1
CBFD rules! I love the house song where conker goes to the club and has to pee on the rocks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJhaSsARXLA |
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