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Greg Murphinson
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2013.08.21 12:57:00 -
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In the wake of the Kinhar Elokur Incident, where a Minmatar student killed three Gallente citizens in alleged self defence, many Federal citizens are looking at their own personal safety, resulting in higher enrolment in Jin-Mei martial arts classes!
The Jin-Mei homeworlds in the Lirsautton system, have given rise to many forms of martial art, some with weapons, some unarmed, but all featuring a high standard of physical and mental training being required to master the art.
"Any Gallente fool can learn to break iron bars with their fist, but only a Jin-Mei Master can do it poetically", stated one Jin-Mei martial artist.
The graceful moves of Jin-Mei martial artists have found their way into many Federation-produced holo-films, with the character types of "ancient monk" and "dragon lady" featuring in numerous blockbusters, including "The Tei-Su Exploding Fist", in which a young Jin-Mei hero fights his way across several star systems in search of his sister, kidnapped by the Serpentis.
"I saw this film with a former Miss Federation, Charlani Hudsin, I think the name was, and she was using Jin-Mei moves against these giant animals, and she was only wearing barbecue sauce, man. Barbecue Sauce!", said one enthusiastic martial arts student. Saucy!
"My hands are dangerous weapons now! Well, against bits of furniture, I guess. We haven't really covered fighting people yet. This Dimac stuff is awesome", said another student.
"Foreign devils will never understand the Proper Way", said another Jin-Mei master.
A Federal Intelligence Office spokesperson had this to say:
"When times are uncertain, people always worry about their safety. By taking up martial arts, and of course informing the authorities of any foreign or suspicious behaviour in their neighbourhood, citizens can help to ensure their safety, and the safety of the Federation as a whole."
Furniture salespeople have also reported an increase in sales, as overly enthusiastic people practice their skills. |
Denak Kalamari
Intaki Liberation Front
Intaki Prosperity Initiative
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Posted - 2013.08.21 12:58:00 -
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Oh no.
Not this.
Anything but this.
WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?! |
Mistaahh Juvenile
Synergy United
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Posted - 2013.08.21 13:09:00 -
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Even Jin Mei martial artists can't win from a streetfighter..
They learned in relaxed surroundings.
We learned that every mistake results to dead. |
Sergamon Draco
Rautaleijona
Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.08.21 13:28:00 -
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I want to see situation, when jin-mei master run front of my ar.Higly skilled assasins have try it,with their nova knives and all of them have fallen |
Galm Fae
Guardian Solutions
DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2013.08.21 16:37:00 -
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BAHAHAHAHA!
Jin-Mei martial arts? That garbage isn't good for much outside of striking fancy poses and looking good in movies! I once fough a Jin-Mei in a gladiator match. While he was doing crazy hand motions I picked him up and threw him down on the rink. Granted, there are maybe three or four masters out their in the world who actually know what they are doing, but most are just dorks that can't fight to save their life.
If you want to learn something useful, look into Caldari taistoiitsu. It has never let me down. |
Aria Gomes
DUST CORE
DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2013.08.21 19:46:00 -
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Ruhste is cooler. Not only is it a dance but you can kick people's ass while doing it. |
XANDER KAG
Red Star.
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Posted - 2013.08.21 20:03:00 -
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Aria Gomes wrote:Ruhste is cooler. Not only is it a dance but you can kick people's ass while doing it.
I know right? |
Mistaahh Juvenile
Synergy United
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Posted - 2013.08.21 20:12:00 -
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Fight dirty.
Fight with anger.
Fight like the street.
That's what'll keep you alive.
Why? The streets never hold back, the streets are relentless, and will kill you when you make a mistake. The streets never sleep. |
Bojo The Mighty
Zanzibar Concept
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Posted - 2013.08.23 17:56:00 -
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Mistaahh Juvenile wrote:Fight dirty.
Fight with anger.
Fight like the street.
That's what'll keep you alive.
Why? The streets never hold back, the streets are relentless, and will kill you when you make a mistake. The streets never sleep.
People talk about how cool and ruthless street fighting is.
Us country folk don't know much about dem street fighting.
But us country folk do know about fighting bears with bare hands.
And the British have it worst! They have to fight these things! |
Octavian Vetiver
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.08.24 17:30:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:Mistaahh Juvenile wrote:Fight dirty.
Fight with anger.
Fight like the street.
That's what'll keep you alive.
Why? The streets never hold back, the streets are relentless, and will kill you when you make a mistake. The streets never sleep. People talk about how cool and ruthless street fighting is. Us country folk don't know much about dem street fighting. But us country folk do know about fighting bears with bare hands. And the British have it worst! They have to fight these things!
What are these bears you talk about and who are the British??? |
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Octavian Vetiver
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.08.24 17:36:00 -
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Mistaahh Juvenile wrote:Fight dirty.
Fight with anger.
Fight like the street.
That's what'll keep you alive.
Why? The streets never hold back, the streets are relentless, and will kill you when you make a mistake. The streets never sleep.
The words of a true gallente. Your federation promises you freedom, individuality and safety. Yet, has problems with drugs, crime, homelessness, depression, and hopelessness along with rampant watching of it's citizens and a government that quite often has probably been involved in or the perpetrators of acts fitting of a Blood Raider heretic. |
Aria Gomes
DUST CORE
DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2013.08.24 20:02:00 -
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BURN!!!!! |
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