DUST Search - "The Blue Donut" a short story

Killar-12 wrote:

Max Tankitus wrote:

Killar-12 wrote:

Max Tankitus wrote:

Rogatien Merc wrote:

you DO know EoN. corps skirmish amongst themselves... right? like... we don't have to break up the alliance to do that... right? like with the tournament coming up why would anyone care to get supr srs about PC again... right?

lol

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And then someone posts on a forum thread, forgetting that the cubsters will leave to play Hockey(Planetside 2) letting senior ciizens(Eve Players) and Mom play.

Or the owners of the Field change the football to Canadian Style Football (PC Game) instead of College Football(PS4 Game).

Why did you leave Molon Labe ?

Had my own corporation as a pet project and it actually caught some traction, I wanted to see how various Corps operate to see how I wanted to operate mine, Molon's model is the one I most liked, but there are aspects of Dust University, Dust Core, and Intrepidus IX that were interesting too.


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Max Tankitus Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 13	Posted - 2013.08.13 22:39:00 - [1] - Quote Cast of Characters.... Mom (the community) The Cubsters (EoN) The Spotted Dogs (LoI and/or any competition left) Chapter 1. What a beutiful day! As we come upon the glorious football field known as "new eden" we see two teams playing a nice game of football. The Cubsters vs The Spotted Dogs. Every day these two teams would come down to the field at sunrise, play all day until sunset, win or lose the game would be played. A week goes by, the skill amassed by the Cubsters seems to be overpowering The Spotted Dogs, they are ahead in wins and seem to only be getting stronger. Whats that over there someone says from the distance? Is that Kenny taking the spotted dogs shoes, water bottles, and ball? Where is he going? He is getting in his car... what, he is leaving? How are the spotted dogs supposed to play football now? Well ****, this game is ruined. Wait whats happening, Isaac and Nancy are leaving too? Where are they going? They just got in their cars and left.. wtf? Mom walks over. Chapter 2 Mom.. Hey Cubsters, what happened? Cubsters ... Well mom, we beat The Spotted Dogs pretty bad, then one of their captains took all their stuff and went home. Now we dont have anyone to play with anymore /sadface. Mom... Hey You, Spotted Dogs.. what the hell happened. Spotted Dogs .. well mom, we were having a great time playing, the Cubsters are really good but we beat them a couple times. But this guy who said we shoudl play them just took all our stuff and left. Now we cant play them anymore /sadface Mom... Aww that sucks. What are you going to do now? Spotted Dogs .. /shrugs. I guess we will go back to the practice fields all the way over there and go back to what we were doing before. Mom... oh I see. Let me go talk to The cubsters and see what they think. mom walks over to cubsters. Mom... hey guys. So the spotted dogs over there cant play anymore. What are you guys going to do? Cubsters.. well mom. We are going to stand here and look at eachother, all day everyday, until someone else comes to play with us. Mom... well that doesnt sound like much fun. Why dont you guys make two teams and play against eachother? Dont you like playing football. Cubsters... well mom, we love eachother. And when you love eachother, you can NEVER play against eachother. Dont you know anythong mom, gawsh. Mom... thats just silly. When I was your age, I loved playing with AND against my friends and siblings. We would have so much fun seeing who was the best, and then we would all go out for soda pop afterwards to celebrate and talk about the game. Those were great times. Cubsters.. mom, you are crazy. We worked reallly hard to be the best. I think it is just best if you dont talk anymore.. you are dumb. Mom... Cubsters! How dare you talk to me like that, who do you think you are. Cubsters... listen mom. We are going to do what we want. We are the best... nobody can beat us. We are going to stand here on this field and collect all the little rocks. See them mom? See how many there are? Mom.. yes I see them. Cubsters... good. We need all the rocks. They are important to us. Someday The Spotted Dogs will figure out how to play football as good as we do. Someday mom, and when they do we will have all these rocks to stand on when we beat them down. Mom.. I see. Well cubsters, you do realize the park is closing soon. Arent you worried that nobody will come back to play with you? Cubsters.. mom, you are stupid. Here watch, we will setup a practice field over there and allow others to play there and practice while we watch. Hey guys, you see that bunch of newborn babies over there? Go get them, tell them to give us their rocks to add to our pile, then they can come on the field .. but just that small section over there... and let them play with one of our balls. Mom... well that sounds like a good plan. How long do you think it will take them to be ready to play on the big field. Cubsters.... /shrug . SoonTM (lol)
Max Tankitus Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 13	Posted - 2013.08.13 22:41:00 - [2] - Quote Chapter 3.. < 1 month later > Mom... Cubsters! Where are you? Cubsters.. Mom, look up here. We are on top of this huge pile of rocks? Mom.. oh thats sweet, arent you precious. So how are the newborns coming along? Cubsters.. LOL. Mom.. I see. Have you guys decided to play the football game with eachother since there is nothing else to do? Cubsters... MOM!! we went over this you noob. We are rock collecters! We enjoy looking at eachother every day. SoonTM the newborns will be ready to come onto the field so we can beat them. Mom... Oh, well as long as you guys are having fun! But remember how much you said you loved football? Wouldnt it be nice to play football again? You have enough guys up on that rock mountain to have a couple of teams, maybe even 2 games at once? Double the football.. wouldnt that be great! Cubsters.. MOM.. STFU.. Mom.. ok ok, just making a suggestion. Cubsters... you dont know anything MOM! We heard they are opening a new field down the street. They will have something called Destiny there. If we play against eachother now we wont be able to play with eachother when the new game comes out. Mom.. umm ok. That sounds a little silly, but if thats what you think is best. Cubsters... duh! of course we know whats best, we are the kings. Mom.. ok we love you. Good job on winning the football game. Hope you have fun in Destiny. Cubsters... Ok whatever. HEY YOU NEWBORNS... WHY THE HELL ARENT YOU READY TO PLAY ON OUR FOOTBALL FIELD YET YOU SCRUBS. WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU (chuckles back to his fellow cubsters) Newborns... waaaaahhhhh!!! Cubsters.. man this pile of rocks is high. you see how high this pile of rocks is guys? yeah its high.
Max Tankitus Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 13	Posted - 2013.08.13 22:53:00 - [3] - Quote Rogatien Merc wrote: you DO know EoN. corps skirmish amongst themselves... right? like... we don't have to break up the alliance to do that... right? like with the tournament coming up why would anyone care to get supr srs about PC again... right? lol Only responses written in short story format will be answered. Please try again.
Max Tankitus Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 13	Posted - 2013.08.13 23:35:00 - [4] - Quote Killar-12 wrote: Max Tankitus wrote: Rogatien Merc wrote: you DO know EoN. corps skirmish amongst themselves... right? like... we don't have to break up the alliance to do that... right? like with the tournament coming up why would anyone care to get supr srs about PC again... right? lol Only responses written in short story format will be answered. Please try again. And then someone posts on a forum thread, forgetting that the cubsters will leave to play Hockey(Planetside 2) letting senior ciizens(Eve Players) and Mom play. Or the owners of the Field change the football to Canadian Style Football (PC Game) instead of College Football(PS4 Game). Why did you leave Molon Labe ?
Max Tankitus Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 13	Posted - 2013.08.13 23:43:00 - [5] - Quote Zhar Ptitsaa wrote: Rogatien Merc wrote: you DO know EoN. corps skirmish amongst themselves... right? like... we don't have to break up the alliance to do that... right? like with the tournament coming up why would anyone care to get supr srs about PC again... right? lol No logic here, good sir. Unless your on an alt moaning 24/7 please remove yourself from these forums *you're EoN killed logic, and the game, and my little pony.
Max Tankitus Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 15	Posted - 2013.08.13 23:51:00 - [6] - Quote Killar-12 wrote: Max Tankitus wrote: Killar-12 wrote: Max Tankitus wrote: Rogatien Merc wrote: you DO know EoN. corps skirmish amongst themselves... right? like... we don't have to break up the alliance to do that... right? like with the tournament coming up why would anyone care to get supr srs about PC again... right? lol Only responses written in short story format will be answered. Please try again. And then someone posts on a forum thread, forgetting that the cubsters will leave to play Hockey(Planetside 2) letting senior ciizens(Eve Players) and Mom play. Or the owners of the Field change the football to Canadian Style Football (PC Game) instead of College Football(PS4 Game). Why did you leave Molon Labe ? Had my own corporation as a pet project and it actually caught some traction, I wanted to see how various Corps operate to see how I wanted to operate mine, Molon's model is the one I most liked, but there are aspects of Dust University, Dust Core, and Intrepidus IX that were interesting too. CORP HOPPER!!!!! just kidding.
Max Tankitus Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 15	Posted - 2013.08.13 23:57:00 - [7] - Quote /grabs umbrella for incoming poop storm