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A wild protobear appeared! - by Scheneighnay McBob

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 01:52:00 +0000

I miss this old thread

A wild protobear appeared! - by Rugman91

Mon, 24 Dec 2012 00:08:00 +0000

Well said sir

A wild protobear appeared! - by iceyburnz

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 22:49:00 +0000

These guys exist along with Snipebears and turret noobs.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Caeli SineDeo

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 22:11:00 +0000

I know nothing about these proto bears and wanna be bears

I am a scared-bear hiding in my sagaris

A wild protobear appeared! - by Striosal

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 17:21:00 +0000

lol nice thread.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Kasshern s Chrome

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 16:53:00 +0000

A wild protobear appeared! - by G-SLicK

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 16:13:00 +0000

Protobears also yell at the television because they die one time in a match even tho they drop over 40 kills that game. They also yell to their fellow squad bears about their turn-ons and 360 headshots. Most people dont realize there are different class of protobears as well. You have the pure protobears who range from 20-40 kills a game.....then you have the protobear wanna-be who go negative every match even in proto gear.

I have also documented some of those wanna-be protobears have posted in this thread O_o fascinating.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Necandi Brasil

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 15:29:00 +0000

+1...
Seeing lots of this lately...
EDIT:
Ohh they always ask "Who are you in DUST?"

A wild protobear appeared! - by Abron Garr

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 15:27:00 +0000

You know a thing about a protobear, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya he doesn't seem to be living - Until he shoots ya and those black eyes roll over white and then...oh then ya hear that terrible high pitched screamin'. The screen turns red. Despite all the poundin' and the hollerin,' they all come in and shoot you to pieces.

Y'know by the end of that first match- lost a hundred mercs. I Don't know how many protobears, maybe a thousand. I don't know how many mercs, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herby Robinson from Cleveland, COD player and college student. I thought he was AFK. I reached over to wake him up and he... Well, he had been ripped in half below the waist by a Duvolle AR.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Scheneighnay McBob

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 15:22:00 +0000

Protobears also assume that however their corp is doing is in direct correlation to their individual skill.
Unless their corp isn't doing well, ofc.

A wild protobear appeared! - by xMarauder

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 10:27:00 +0000

Lol. Nice post

A wild protobear appeared! - by Kasshern s Chrome

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 10:20:00 +0000

Breakin Stuff wrote:

Kasshern s Chrome wrote:

Get your own proto gear throw it on, if a proto bears fear is getting merc then those who dont wear those have a fear of getting gun down as well with a fear of losing money..seriously people get your game up grab your own proto gear then battle out the protobears... if gears the issue then if your wearing the same you can complain

Why? Oh wait, is shooting someone in the back with a mass driver while their proto shields are down needlessly assholish?

I always thought doing it right involved cheap shots and dirty tricks. and friends.

What does this reply even mean lol... and i dont worry about my back to often thats why i roll with a team

and thats part of my point aswell people fear lost of money so dont come down on people who would rather not die

A wild protobear appeared! - by Breakin Stuff

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 10:08:00 +0000

Kasshern s Chrome wrote:

A wild protobear appeared! - by Kasshern s Chrome

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 09:40:00 +0000

A wild protobear appeared! - by Sleepy Zan

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 09:30:00 +0000

I approve.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Richard C Mongler

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 09:12:00 +0000

Kira, you are one of the best blueberry logis I've seen. You rock.

A wild protobear appeared! - by TiMeSpLiT--TeR

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 09:07:00 +0000

I felt sorry for those newbies getting owned with higher levels. But, that's how in Eve in universe, right? Don't buy things that you're afraid to lose.

I myself hated getting owned by protogears, but that's how it's going to be. This game ain't nothing like other FPS. When it comes to determining winning side, the players who has better gears will always win. The player with lower gears has to double their effort.

A wild protobear appeared! - by DarkShadowFox

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 08:03:00 +0000

OH ****, a wild PEDOBEAR, **** HIDE THE CHILDREN OMFG.

A wild protobear appeared! - by DJINN leukoplast

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 06:42:00 +0000

Ah the Protobears... Ones who live in the cave below Mommabears well-controlled territory. Ones who also get really angry if Mommabear doesn't bring them a bedpan to go in after many hours of virtual-hunting.

Protobears, one of the few Proto-Albinotype species of bear in existence today, and is extremely rare to ever see them in the light of day.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Kira Lannister

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 06:33:00 +0000

Iron Wolf Saber wrote:

Kira Lannister wrote:

That would be a carebear. Least the protobear wants to kill something.

Ill have you know I kill people in prototype gear with my militia stuff.

Not having money for books sucks.

Slap that exile on that proto son!

Po' Killas for life!

A wild protobear appeared! - by Iron Wolf Saber

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 06:23:00 +0000

Kira Lannister wrote:

That would be a carebear. Least the protobear wants to kill something.

Ill have you know I kill people in prototype gear with my militia stuff.

Not having money for books sucks.

A wild protobear appeared! - by BigBlkWolf 6

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 05:21:00 +0000

Hell storm will be trashed for this. Not by me, but you know who. Voldemort?

ROFL

A wild protobear appeared! - by Kira Lannister

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 05:12:00 +0000

That would be a carebear. Least the protobear wants to kill something.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Octavian Vetiver

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 05:11:00 +0000

Hehehe................gotta love humor aimed at the bears.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Octavian Vetiver

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 05:11:00 +0000

Iron Wolf Saber wrote:

So... what do you call a guy that purposely locks himself to milita gear?

Cheap.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Iron Wolf Saber

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 05:08:00 +0000

So... what do you call a guy that purposely locks himself to milita gear?

A wild protobear appeared! - by DUST Fiend

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:57:00 +0000

Kira Lannister wrote:

Protobears are often found roaming in packs.

Almost spit out my food.

<3 this thread _

A wild protobear appeared! - by Odiain Suliis

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:47:00 +0000

It is a fitting desciption. Good thinking here.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Kira Lannister

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:42:00 +0000

Maybe I am :]

A wild protobear appeared! - by The dark cloud

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:42:00 +0000

a well made description. I approve this topic.

A wild protobear appeared! - by TheReaper852

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:40:00 +0000

Kira Lannister

You mad?

A wild protobear appeared! - by Kira Lannister

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:38:00 +0000

Voldemort?

A wild protobear appeared! - by Icy Tiger

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:37:00 +0000

Hell storm will be trashed for this. Not by me, but you know who.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Logi Bro

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:36:00 +0000

What Lance said.

A wild protobear appeared! - by Lance 2ballzStrong

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:34:00 +0000

I sense a great amount of anger coming to post SOONG...

A wild protobear appeared! - by Kira Lannister

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:31:00 +0000

In the DUST 514 (www.dust514.com) - FPS/MMO Hybrid from the people that brought you eve online. A Proto-bear is a character who stays in proto gear and never ventures into unsecured armors such as standard or militia in fear of getting merced. The Protobear will grind and no life their way into top tier gear as soon as possible.

The Protobear often has rage fits which is evident of its constant QQ threads. If provoked the protobear will immediately challenge you to a corp battle. This behavior is believed to have originated from their handheld video game roots. Such as Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Digimon. They will often challenge any offender to a duel or battle. Protobears are often found roaming in packs.

Protobears personality is reminiscent of a 14 year old with self esteem issues and an internet based upbringing, or some 40 year old virgin who dry humps his controller and system for 23 hours a day. They will often forget that Dust 514 is a videogame, and when they brag about their skill (the ability to aim a cross hair on a target while strafing/jumping) it does not mean much to the casual gamer/civilian. The Protobear finds refuge in KD/R, Leaderboard Ranking, and similar stats, it provides comfort and growth to their e-peen.

Protobears are people who wants devs to develop/change games to make their gaming experience easy, safe, and cozy. No risk, no challenge, no realism. Cozy like their eve counterparts the carebear. They often will rage and QQ till their demands are met. Developers and gamers alike do well by letting the protobear weather its tantrum alone.